Funny Marriage quotes
· Ladies and Gentlemen: please raise your glasses to the match of the day- and may they score all the goals they want.
· Ladies and Gentlemen: here’s to a fool in love, and the woman who will keep reminding him.
· Lets celebrate this day when two people have become one by drinking to the future – when they will gradually discover which one of them they have become.
· To the happy couple. May familiarity breed contentment.
· Ladies and Gentlemen: the bride and groom: if she is his sugarplum, and he is the apple of her eye, I give you best wishes for a long and happy fruit salad.
· Hers to god’s first thought, man. And to his second thought woman. And don’t forget that second thoughts are usually the best.
· Ladies and Gentlemen: in the law the term ‘man” always embraces ‘woman’. Now that the happy pair is legally married I wish them much happy embracing.
· Lets drink to a couple with such good taste that they chose each other.
· To the happy couple. May they remember that they should not be afraid to be different, just like the black notes and the white notes on a piano- and may they have many long and happy years playing in harmony.
· To the bride and groom, may they have the patience to accept those things they cannot change, the strength to change those they can and the wisdom to know the difference.
· To the bride and groom. Remember that if you want to keep ringing each other’s bells you all have to work like the clappers.
· Raise your glasses, first to the miss that we, then to the mister that is – and finally to the mystery that is to come.
· People sometimes wonder whether there is life after death. My advice to you is not to worry about that but to make sure that there is life before death by making the most of it.
· May every man become what he thinks himself to be?
· May dame fortune always smile upon you- but never her daughter, miss fortune?
· To your good health. May you live for a thousand years and I am there to count them.
· Hers champagne to our real friends and real pain to our sham friends.
· The ladies – we admire them for their beauty, respect them for their intelligence, adore them for their virtue and love them because we simply can’t help it.
· Lets drink to the kind of troubles, which last only as long as our new years resolutions.
· Hers to children. They’re not only a comfort in old age but they help us reach it faster too.
· Ladies and Gentlemen: may we always get ourselves into hot water. It’s the only way to keep clean.
· May you live as long as you like to, and like to as long as you live.
· May we never have friends, like shadows, which keep close to us in sunshine but desert us on rainy days?
· Here’s to our sweethearts and wives. May our sweet hearts soon become our wives and our wives ever remain our sweethearts.
· Ladies and Gentlemen: here’s to a fool in love, and the woman who will keep reminding him.
· Lets celebrate this day when two people have become one by drinking to the future – when they will gradually discover which one of them they have become.
· To the happy couple. May familiarity breed contentment.
· Ladies and Gentlemen: the bride and groom: if she is his sugarplum, and he is the apple of her eye, I give you best wishes for a long and happy fruit salad.
· Hers to god’s first thought, man. And to his second thought woman. And don’t forget that second thoughts are usually the best.
· Ladies and Gentlemen: in the law the term ‘man” always embraces ‘woman’. Now that the happy pair is legally married I wish them much happy embracing.
· Lets drink to a couple with such good taste that they chose each other.
· To the happy couple. May they remember that they should not be afraid to be different, just like the black notes and the white notes on a piano- and may they have many long and happy years playing in harmony.
· To the bride and groom, may they have the patience to accept those things they cannot change, the strength to change those they can and the wisdom to know the difference.
· To the bride and groom. Remember that if you want to keep ringing each other’s bells you all have to work like the clappers.
· Raise your glasses, first to the miss that we, then to the mister that is – and finally to the mystery that is to come.
· People sometimes wonder whether there is life after death. My advice to you is not to worry about that but to make sure that there is life before death by making the most of it.
· May every man become what he thinks himself to be?
· May dame fortune always smile upon you- but never her daughter, miss fortune?
· To your good health. May you live for a thousand years and I am there to count them.
· Hers champagne to our real friends and real pain to our sham friends.
· The ladies – we admire them for their beauty, respect them for their intelligence, adore them for their virtue and love them because we simply can’t help it.
· Lets drink to the kind of troubles, which last only as long as our new years resolutions.
· Hers to children. They’re not only a comfort in old age but they help us reach it faster too.
· Ladies and Gentlemen: may we always get ourselves into hot water. It’s the only way to keep clean.
· May you live as long as you like to, and like to as long as you live.
· May we never have friends, like shadows, which keep close to us in sunshine but desert us on rainy days?
· Here’s to our sweethearts and wives. May our sweet hearts soon become our wives and our wives ever remain our sweethearts.
